What it is world?
I just realized I barely even look at this blog anymore and figured id do a quick update on what I've got going on. Just did an interview for a really cool sports website/blog that should be up in a few. It went about as well as it could considering how boring I can be. You can check that out at on http://nerditry.com
Also I am a finalist for a video creation contest that redstripe is currently running. You can check it out at http://us.redstripebeer.com You should also vote....multiple times....over and over...for the next today until the contest is over.
Apparently some rapper didnt like the fact that I was a finalist.
Until next time bitches.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Seriously White Bitches STFU
What it is world?
I go to CNN the other day and their top story is about these 2 girls who were apparently "too pretty to fly" of course I clicked because things like girls hotness always catch my attention. I also remembered a few months ago another woman had the same accusations with a decent amount of merit, I thought this would be similar. What I got was this.
My initial thought was holy fuck you were discriminated against because they skipped you for water and they told you to sit down after you screamed at other passengers. But really the bigger question here is who the fuck told these broads that they were that hot. I go in thinking I'm gonna see some playmate hometown hotties and I get "some bitches I'd probably spit at if it was 2am and I aint have shit else"
Now don't get me wrong I love skeleton fingers and huge mole growths on the face just as much as the next man (I'm looking your way Ms. Nisreen Swedberg, call me girl, wink wink) but Jesus CNN, don't you think with the Iraq war, the presidential election, Fidel resigning and about the other 2 billion stories you could've done that "2 spoiled bitches who cry because they didn't get their way" could have waited a little. That's why I need to run CNN. Oh I would've still done the story but I'm sure my title
"Crazy, spoiled 18 Year old bitches is stupid as fuck on airplane, I gotta run the story cause one of them blew my producer, bros befo hoes nigga!"
probably would've been more accurate.
Southwest needs to hire me as their PR guy. Just come out the press conference like "Good evening, as you know there was an incident and southwest is looking to make sure nothing like this ever happens again, that is why we will now be providing complimentary mirrors to those who feel they are being discriminated against because of looks so that they can get one last look at themselves and make a more accurate decision and busted bitches can stop wasting our damn time.
UGGH. This is why I get my news from the BBC
I propose that we do help
I go to CNN the other day and their top story is about these 2 girls who were apparently "too pretty to fly" of course I clicked because things like girls hotness always catch my attention. I also remembered a few months ago another woman had the same accusations with a decent amount of merit, I thought this would be similar. What I got was this.
My initial thought was holy fuck you were discriminated against because they skipped you for water and they told you to sit down after you screamed at other passengers. But really the bigger question here is who the fuck told these broads that they were that hot. I go in thinking I'm gonna see some playmate hometown hotties and I get "some bitches I'd probably spit at if it was 2am and I aint have shit else"
Now don't get me wrong I love skeleton fingers and huge mole growths on the face just as much as the next man (I'm looking your way Ms. Nisreen Swedberg, call me girl, wink wink) but Jesus CNN, don't you think with the Iraq war, the presidential election, Fidel resigning and about the other 2 billion stories you could've done that "2 spoiled bitches who cry because they didn't get their way" could have waited a little. That's why I need to run CNN. Oh I would've still done the story but I'm sure my title
"Crazy, spoiled 18 Year old bitches is stupid as fuck on airplane, I gotta run the story cause one of them blew my producer, bros befo hoes nigga!"
probably would've been more accurate.
Southwest needs to hire me as their PR guy. Just come out the press conference like "Good evening, as you know there was an incident and southwest is looking to make sure nothing like this ever happens again, that is why we will now be providing complimentary mirrors to those who feel they are being discriminated against because of looks so that they can get one last look at themselves and make a more accurate decision and busted bitches can stop wasting our damn time.
UGGH. This is why I get my news from the BBC
I propose that we do help
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